slaughter house

So, after watching Fast Food Nation, I think I'm going to puke my fucking guts out & become a vegetarian. In that order. Dangit, maybe I will only eat Braum's beef, or Arby's (it's so delicious!!). .....Maybe Wal-Mart's chicken too. This is going to be tough! If only our childhood ignorance about the real world can extend into adulthood, life would be much, much easier. Justin & I are going to buy our new t.v. tomorrow--woo-hoo! We're getting cable too. Look's like I won't be on the computer very much anymore since my ass will be too big to get off the fucking couch. Now I can really see what those bitches on Bret Michael's Rock of Love look like in HD quality. Not so purdy now, are ya?

sleepy

So, last night consisted of drinking heavily, socializing with old friends, & parading my dog around like a Miss America contestant. I think the feature of his that won people over was his constant sleepy face & lovable wrinkles. I am running on 6 hours of sleep, 1 sandwich, & a Tylenol. Being at work is fabulous! I can't wait to go home & veg the fuck out. I'm running low on cash because I bought too many damn clothes for myself, haha! I am an undiagnosed shop-a-holic. HELP! I'm sorry this blog is so self-involved, every sentence begins with "I". These posts should be private journal entries instead of being on display to whatever spooky character is reading them. BOO.

stuck

I just spent 2.5 hours cleaning up this fucking, disgusting, shithole; and by "shithole," I mean my humble abode. I feel like I'm living the life of a thirty-five year old mother. Whatever...
My new jacket from American Apparel comes in tomorrow! Yay! I'm so excited. I put off paying the gas bill to buy it, so hopefully it's everything I'm hoping it to be. So I've joined tumblr, & I have one question for anyone who even ganders at this fucking blogspot, HOW THE FUCK DO I WORK IT? From the random tumblr's I've looked at, it seems to be just re blogging & copying other people's shit. Is that the new creativity trend? Tsk, tsk. I shall revert back to the old 'original ideas' bullshit & cancel my 'tumblr' account. Fuck you.